Thong And Dance Routine

I was one of those nerdy guys who forgot to change his underwear. No, it's not what you think. I changed them daily, I simply forgot to change styles and brands long after the trends had run out. It was out of habit. Once a plain white stretch brief wearer, always one. Or so I thought. I didn't know I was about to lose my "underwear innocence" at age 50.

Midlife, I met a woman who I really liked and vice versa. She explained to me that men don't wear white briefs. At first I did not believe her (I grew up in the rural south). I am not an avid reader of GQ Magazine. She asked me to take off my briefs. "Now we're talking", I thought. But then she said, "We're finding you something that looks decent, those are awful". I almost cried.

My dad used to walk around the house in his loose (pretty bad looking) plain white boxers. This frightened me; not his walking around, but the fact that this might be what has become of me. A middle-aged guy walking around the house in baggy white boxers; I was becoming daddy, and she is she was expediting that process by making me buy loose white boxer shorts." To my pleasant surprise, that was not the case. Yes, there were boxers, but they were tight-fitting designed boxers that felt and looked great. Some were plain boxers but well-designed, some were very brief breifs, but colorful to match my clothing. She made me throw away all my old BVD's which, like an old car or computer, had become my friends, so there was that short grieving process. But it was very short-lived. She liked them so much, she would go on special shopping sprees to find me good looking boxer shorts.

In turn, knowing she liked thongs as opposed to other type underwear for herself, I went on similar sprees. We both became very happy with our own and each other's intimate apparel.

Now I must go off-topic a moment to explain that I am a cartoonist. I make my living by selling my licensed goods on such products as funny tees, mouse pads, aprons, hoodies, and other gifts and collectibles. My cartoon is called Londons Times Cartoons.

The thought occurred to me one night, and, perhaps it was an out-of-the-ordinary thought, which cartoonists are prone to have, and that thought was, "Yeah, we might look sexy in our trendy undergarments, but............but....or butt.......do we look funny?

Of course nobody, especially a male, wants to be laughed at when his underwear is noticed, especially by a female and even more especially by a female he plans to be his soulmate.

In this day and age, it is not so radical to admit sex is fun, and maybe even a little humorous, especially, the "building up to it" so why not make it both with something fun and funny, so I began reproducing (no pun intended) my cartoon images on thongs and men's boxers. I made sure they were funny AND sexy because I'm told the same "chakras" that are sexual chakras are laughter chakras. Maybe this could "double the pleasure"? Who knows. Let's ask a guru. Where is Dr. Ruth when you need her?

My online shop, AThongInMyHeart.Com was launched last night and the feedback is tremendous, not to mention the orders coming in. There really are other people out there who think (somewhat) like I do! Harrrah.

I was thinking of naming it "A Boxer In My Heart" but for some reason I felt it would go over like "A Stint In My Heart".

The offbeat cartoon thongs and boxers, to my knowledge, are the first of their kind on the market and the topics of the cartoons range from famous rock stars to dogs to love and romance.

And I started thinking to myself, "Now this is what I really want for Valentine's Day. Cartoon boxers. I wonder if she wants a cartoon thong. To thong or not to thong, that is the question.

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Cartoonist Rick London has become hooked on fashionable underwear. So much so, he decided to launch his own line of sexy funny boxers and thongs. His online store is called A Thong In My Heart Sexy Funny Cartoon Thongs And Boxer Shorts

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